Hauvü – 💪🐯 Hauvü https://hauvu.com A Cartoonist Cat’s WordPress Blog Sat, 16 Nov 2024 04:52:22 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7 https://hauvu.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/IMG_9419.png Hauvü – 💪🐯 Hauvü https://hauvu.com 32 32 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🐈 https://hauvu.com/silly-kitty/ https://hauvu.com/silly-kitty/#respond Sat, 16 Nov 2024 03:52:45 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=1486 Read more »]]> I did not survive boyhood, only my tiny spark survived 🐾 Sı̊LLY Kı̊TTY 🚧 Self Motivation Journal X Comix Progress Journal #UnderConstruction 🐈

📅 Still today, since 1984 💀 I revived “My Ability” 🎂 @ age 40 my 1990ish boy years

my only “ability” (both: a super talented skillset + life personally desired only by me)

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my only “ability” (both: a super talented skillset + life personally desired only by me)

Example: I could work for Rogan Inc. and earn $4,000 USD per minute, 5 day work week, with 401k retirement and full health benefits and bonuses, but I’d have to eat a whole bathtub of uncooked bore testicles no vomiting each day. One’s dream job, is another one’s whore bondage.

One who abandons all of their own boundaries for others is a miserable whore.

One who abandons all of their own boundaries for others is a miserable whore.
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Jacob2Back40 https://hauvu.com/jacob2back40/ https://hauvu.com/jacob2back40/#respond Tue, 05 Nov 2024 22:10:59 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=373 Read more »]]> Comix Jacob in His Back40 🩵 Helping Me Journal ❤ Hard worker + Super busy 🐝 Jacob JiLG Comix Cartoonist in His Back40

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Matt Talbot of Lincoln Nebraska: Please put my 1 Bee Comic in your “Silent Public SlideShow” PowerPoint presentation!! It might fit the “Bombas” 🐝 Bee Farmer theme of your Church Community Center. Adios!! Rock County, Bassett, Nebraska, born and home raised Bistek Ranchero niño Jacob JiLG.
🐂 I have Burget Family Ranchero TexMex roots and family down to Texas, and beyond.

👤 Immanuel [Latin] 👥
👤 “God Among Us” 👑
🕋 Arabic Aramaic Yeshua, son of Mary 🤔
👤 Issa of Zion [Hebrew] ✝
👤 “Jesus Christ of Nazareth” ☦
🎄🎅🏻🎁 Bethlehem 👩🏻‍🍼👨🏻‍🌾🫏 Christmas 🎄
🎄5 BC to 28 AD 🎁🎅🏾 🎁🎅🏽 🎄
Unto forever without a beginning or an end

NLT Bible Jon made lasagna and Garfield 8 12 slices (Bible study Mnemonic Device)

I am “the light (the bread, and the EVERYTHING)!”
– John 8:12

🐾 Animated Example By Me (for my own use)
John Chapter 8 Verse 12 John 8:12 NLT

It took me 20 years to learn past age 20 (age 40ish), and possibly another 20+ more in the future, if I don’t love myself in God! ❤

Just just found 1 ditched 2020 Salt River Virgin Islands 🪙 COIN‼ I assume it’s a 25¢ quarter USD. I’m keep this as my own keepsake for when I’m old enough to tell youngins their world history of when GoJoe brought down Pandemic President. (Cobra Kek)

mint?

no, very rusty.

gulp

😳 huh?

Honey is sweet and it has no expiration date. We can even eat sweet ancient honey. Compost is bitter and foul, but still super useful it can grow the pretty flowers and fruits which make the yummy yummy honey.

That ❤ Bread = Food for the Spirit!

🍝🍣🍝 🐈 Jon! Bread of life!Jı̊mDavı̊s

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A Bum on the ROCK https://hauvu.com/a-bum-on-the-rock/ https://hauvu.com/a-bum-on-the-rock/#respond Tue, 05 Nov 2024 22:09:57 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=646 Read more »]]>

Jacob JiLG a BUM on the ROCK says: My avatar is all original cartoon made by me. All your AI avatars are honestly worse than even template generated cartoon avatars, because AI steals from a giant database of other artists 🤌Ai🏴‍☠️.

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Of order and chaos, an animated cartoon who has NEITHER the canon bones of “comix” (panel illustrations) NOR their foundation rooted in the rigid “GOOD” (concrete wisdom and adamantis wit), the animation would be “chaos” (hyper waste). #Comics #Cartoon #Comix #AdultSwim #Back40

Ghettoed “Grandfathered” into GenX by our 1920s John Deere B farm equipment.

And yet I know how to record Screen WebP and convert it to GIF 🤔

This is me, in a coprophagous Earth, ape world of sin, where all the people here, value scratch-win tickets evenly, and 1 ticket valued more than any 1 person equally, even if the 1 scratch-win ticket makes them neither cash nor a free Mazda pickup truck. #Hollywood2025 #ComingToTheatre2025 “The story of Dr. Jacob S. JiLG” #SimulatedByFacebookMeta

Adamantium is Marvel. I say Adamantis. I am DC. I have dead parents; I live on Social Security.

Faith is both walking towards a good destiny even if we cannot yet see that good destiny, and never straying from a good path with doubt and negativity, even when the positive outcome is still yet unseen.

Praise Jesus for My Miracle! ⭐

https://JiLG.art to Doctorate!

I got my unironic Chapter 𝕏
https://twitter.com/JacobJiLG

I claimed my stagnant FaceBook
https://www.facebook.com/JacobJiLG

I squatted my YouTube
https://www.youtube.com/@JacobJiLG

I never been on Instagram, but it handles itself
https://www.instagram.com/JacobJiLG

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Ahmed Allah!! https://hauvu.com/ahmed-allah/ https://hauvu.com/ahmed-allah/#respond Tue, 05 Nov 2024 19:56:36 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=1441 Read more »]]>
  • Allah is an Arabic word for God, in Jesus’s native Aramaic tongue.
  • God is a Germanic word for Good.
  • Therefore if you worship a giant Bad, and notice Bad things from it..,
  • Bad must be brought down by The David’s Slingshot of Truth, the Achilles Heel to all giant snowballing Bad lies.
  • Truth is the good understanding of True.
  • Means rePent and Go Back 4way to 5
  • https://youtube.com/playlist?list=PL-MakS0v3xN1B2WWgwpJh45suOnV7Xp-Z&si=8pnUg9Y7ZUOwK8ok

    Ahmed Allah!!

    Cat Stevens – Moon Shadow (1970) via @YouTube

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    🐝 5:3-4 🤷🏼 Google know mine:

    Only God knows all. I know none.

    WiP : 5 Rules To Stay Happy Forever

    1. I AM Sentient life, which beholds an immortal spirit, a temporary fragile flesh toolbox, and a king inner-child “soul” to rule the 2 accordingly, from MY own endless miracles of the mind, such as creativity, self awareness, respect, imagination, reading, “sentient reading” (process fully until understanding the reading), playfulness, kindness, love, endless miracles, etc.
    2. Pee is not love. Poo is even more so not love, because SEX only makes infections, not babies. Sentient life is NOT made in “SEX”: the coed intermingling of irritated backed-up drops of animal urine infection “pus” (itchy urine inflammation) abscess liquid from stagnant pee germs!! FURTHERMORE: Sex is not love!! Werewolf children are real. The oxymoron “thinking zombie” aka “philosophical zombie” just means a regular nonthinking zombie, who with no real awareness mimics human behavior, and sometimes it does so poorly.

    DraftToEdit

    Diary “Allah ahmed!!” #WiP : 5 Days To Home #Leger #Videos

    I’d forgive things, but God might know I’d be lying to do so.

    Another “Work in Progress”

    This is me, in a coprophagous Earth, ape world of sin, where all the people here, value scratch-win tickets evenly, and 1 ticket valued more than any 1 person equally, even if the 1 scratch-win ticket makes them neither cash nor a free Mazda pickup truck. #ComingToTheatre2025 #Hollywood2025 “The story of Dr. Jacob S. JiLG” #SimulatedByFacebookMeta

    Ghettoed “Grandfathered” into GenX by our 1920s John Deere B farm equipment.

    And yet I know how to record Screen WebP and convert it to GIF 🤔

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    On The Road, Orlando no. 2 https://hauvu.com/on-the-road-orlando-no-2/ https://hauvu.com/on-the-road-orlando-no-2/#respond Thu, 31 Oct 2024 00:11:55 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=1405 Read more »]]> 🐈 No matter all obstacles, I am taking my 5 nephews to Super Nintendo World, and Disney World 2025 by Christmas. I have 1 year to sell 2 comix books around the world (like Garfield). Orlando Road no. 1 I went to Disney when I was their age. 🐾 In 2025, I had already began my SOLO world travels for my 🌎 #WorldTour 🇺🇸 ComicCons 🇨🇦 BookFairs 🇯🇵 MangaCons 🛩 🇩🇪 Kartüne Mob 🇨🇭Etc.  ⛪ Churches 🏘 🕌 Spiritual  🕋 Journey ✈ before my final comix and print!! 😻📲🖌

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    Char Quirks https://hauvu.com/char-quirks/ https://hauvu.com/char-quirks/#respond Wed, 23 Oct 2024 22:39:44 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=1050 Read more »]]> God is the divine source of Good and Good Design. “Get Thee Hence” means love yourself always like God loves you, and never walk in “lies” or hatred of yourself.

    🇫🇷 Oui!! 🐾

    Okay!! True Blue Bunny (L’Mars Iowa)
    INTERNATIONALLY We ALL BLEED RED!!
    1 Love!! 1 Family!! 1 World!! 1 Resurrection!!

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    PG Global Cartoon Cat 🌎 Super Fame!!

    ⭐ Pent is 5 = 5

    🐍 Serpent is 5 ≠ 5 (hurtful dishonesty)

    ⭐👈 Repent is my due, again to cross Book of Numbers back to 5. (I must right my mistake, and apologize for harm)

    Furthermore 👹 Bad-for-you is bad-for-all!! Example: extreme “flesh” PAINS!! AKA The “Flesh Beast” The AntiGod (The Devil, AKA the hidden liar embodiment of all bad design INCARNATED)

    I must love-struggle for peace, but I will never love-fight for peace, which means: I must quietly bear and forgive petty sins, or else God might let a lapse of forgiveness of all my own sins.

    AND if I don’t declare my own secret pains and less understood sacred boundaries, I only take more hurt for my own lack of me kindly explaining my unseen hurts.

    Inner thoughts (processing to understanding) and

    Super Self Employed, and Super Duper Self Love

    My favorite bible verses? The, um 🤔… The 🐝 BEST ONES!! The, famous lines that were redundantly repeated by Immanuel “Good Guy” Christ so many many many times throughout 5BC to 28AD #LifeOfImmanuel Those 1liner #Beatitudes appear in many books, many times, including the “Retro” Zion Bible Version (“retcon” make-retro means return our DC Superman 1950s haircut, and UNDO the Dorky Curly Hair Bob Saget, WB Series Smallville poofy long haircut “newage (neo) newcon”) Q’uran which remains way more accurate to Jesus’s native Aramaic language, words 100% original canon writings.

    As a wise guy myself, I believe not only in the 1 Father, the 1 Son, and the 1 Resurrection

    I believe Jesus mentioned the super redundant #Beatitudes many many times, off record, throughout his life. [ 5BC – 28AD ]

    You ask me: How can Abraham be Ibrahim of (Easter) Ir al eida holiday?

    You ask me: How can father Isaac be called father Ishmal?

    You ask me: How can Jesus be called Issa of Zion, the 1 lamb of Zion?

    You ask me: How can the Germanic word “God” be called the Arabic word “Allah”?

    I ask you: Do you ever study for yourself?

    I (myself) cannot become fully Islam until I pilgrimage to Mecca at least 1 time, within my 1 lifetime, as written in Moorish Laws.

    I say be plz patient. I have a 10 year plan, 1 spiritual journey goal to learn for myself. ✈

    I suggest: May you learn for yourself too. 🙂

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    Self Love!! ❤️ And NEVER STOP!! https://hauvu.com/self-love-and-never-stop/ https://hauvu.com/self-love-and-never-stop/#respond Wed, 23 Oct 2024 22:37:13 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=1005 Read more »]]>
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    Don’t Vote for Covid-19 😷 https://hauvu.com/dont-vote-for-covid-19/ https://hauvu.com/dont-vote-for-covid-19/#respond Wed, 23 Oct 2024 22:30:23 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=922 Read more »]]> 😞 🙏 God bless Trump that he didn’t get his head exploded. He is just an ordinary guy. He is in over his head.

    In 2023 the cold treatment is some job FREE TIME ⌚ time off, and 1 cough drop candy piece. #ThankJoeBiden

    In 2020 the cold treatment was psychotic fake ass WWIII global pandemonium. #ThankTheApprentice #YoureFired #KnowYourMeme #BackwardsPizzaBillionaireFromSNL #RonaldFrumpParodyFrom1960s #MAGA

    I am registered to Vote Lancaster County Nebraska, a third party “Centralist” 🧸 I am much like US 26th President Teddy Roosevelt 1901-1909, the President after 25 McKinely !!

    I have no current Lancaster address here tho “Proudly Traveling The World”. (I’m good at budgeting hotels)

    My Permanent Address is my childhood home Family Farm, 7 generations American (7th are my nephews), JilG Family Mark JiLG M. Brand Ranch Inc. Farmland Owners Tom and Dan JiLG, my 2 brothers, 5 nephews, AND both brothers are happily independent and married. I’m a “solo” hermit, with many pen-pals and SMS eMail skills, and my traveling household will NOT be for roommates, and I like it that way!!

    https://youtube.com/shorts/UKs16sqCpLg
    a visit home 🇺🇸

    Power to the people, and the president wields no power anyways. An executive branch office delivers speeches and signs the L’documènts el JOHN HANCOCK!

    We need a kind leader to bring our many farmer boys home from overseas (myself included) so we can stop importing goods from out of state. It’s that simple.

    I will never disown my 7 generations American, JiLG family farm Mark JiLG M Brand Cattle Ranch Inc. Thomas JiLG and Dan JiLG, or else lame liar(s) will own it.

    Possibly only 4 more years of COVID-19 masks for one stinky Egyptian squalor meme named Kek 🐸 whateva…

    I will gracefully murder the cuck(s) of my wife and be redeemed in Christ. JOHN 8:12 and Johnny 9:11 remain columns and rows Latin numerology modulo (50 stars) comes marching home!

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    Cold Air Better Performance 2 https://hauvu.com/cold-air-better-performance-2/ https://hauvu.com/cold-air-better-performance-2/#respond Tue, 22 Oct 2024 03:07:29 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=993 Read more »]]> Ryuji Masuda 🎸Ga Ra Ku Ta – Mr. Stain On Junk Alley

    PALVAN 🐈 my 1 FAVORITE street cat masterpiece artist!! 😻 no. 1 SUPER ROLE MODEL!! If 1 good cat ME cannot have MY 1 small GOOD THING then PALVAN becomes FACELESS PALVAN, I shall eat this entire universe until remain NO THINGS bro!! #MasterAndTart #MyGeneration (1 hour (later revisions) to EDIT my COMMENT to “coherent” because I am currently “terrorized” #BoundariesBroBro by street distractions and mean people #ImHomeless ) 第05話 Magic Crayon (HD) https://youtu.be/eK0adF5kY5g

    5 mimute Giphy GIF took 4 hours for me to put together on iPhone, (weird mean street rollercoaster night)

    Cowardly from behind stuff 🤔 1 kid might have stopped the other kid. It was just so: FML “FckMyLfe” just too damn much already

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    Garfs are not Furries https://hauvu.com/garfs-are-not-furries/ https://hauvu.com/garfs-are-not-furries/#respond Mon, 07 Oct 2024 19:50:42 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=932 Read more »]]> Garfs are anthropomorphic cats, but we are NOT FURRIES, because FURRIES YiFF, (Garfield “French Garf Fellows” in origin, the fan art dating back to the 50,000BC L’Chatte Garftet of Lascaux Caves, cave painting by Gorg, and the Mythological Egyptian Cat God Bastet), but we are NOT FURRIES, because FURRIES YiFF, and we Garfs are wholesome sterile and Christian. They told Babbs Bunny from Space Jam to get a mastectomy before they would ever build a childrens holiday hot air novelty giant parade balloon of her!! #WiP #Revelations20x10 New Boots, Justice, and New Boots

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