Author Archives: Hauvü

OmnüLingo

HOW TO SAY “CAT” IN EVERY Google TRANSLATE WORLD LANGUAGE: BAḶALĀ, BARF, BEKKU, BÉLÌ, BENGAL, BISAD, BLY, BOB, BOBCAT, BORONGO, BOY-CAT, CAT, CATAMARÁN, CATH, CATS, CATTUS, CHAT, CHATTE, CHEETAH, CON… Read more »

Drivers Sit! Walkers Move!

Here’s just 1 example of: my unlimited graphical design prowess! Here’s just 1 example of: My graphical prowess being commercially deployed for FREE (lance).

To my friend: The Bad Mood

Dear Jacob JiLG,software ﹤/﹥ engineer, proud hermit, quiet ranch/farm boy, independent when my thoughts feel like poison, your positive affirmations can be mental hygiene even with no other available HALT… Read more »

Measured

Living grown to be accustomed to a 100% blanket of peaceful privacy (a farm), does not make you FEAR; It makes you SWEET, QUIET, and SHY. I’m getting measured to… Read more »

Hello world!

“Occam’s Razor: Keep it smartly simple. If you can’t be arsed to read it, then I must revise it!” — William of Ockham I can pass “Ivy League” (Harvard) caliber… Read more »