OmnüLingo

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HOW TO SAY “CAT” IN EVERY Google TRANSLATE WORLD LANGUAGE:

BAḶALĀ, BARF, BEKKU, BÉLÌ, BENGAL, BISAD, BLY, BOB, BOBCAT, BORONGO, BOY-CAT, CAT, CATAMARÁN, CATH, CATS, CATTUS, CHAT, CHATTE, CHEETAH, CON MÈO, COUGAR, COUGER, DRAGON,

FELINE, FELINO, FEVLON, FIA-CHAT, GAT, GATA, GATO, GATTO, GOT, GROLIN, HOIST, IKATI, INJANGWE, IRING, JEZEBEL, KAIO, KAĶIS, KASS, KAT, KATĖ, KATO, KATT, KATTDJUR, KATUA, KATZ, KATZE, KEDI, KISSA, KITTY, KOCIĄTKO, KOČKA, KOT, KÖTTUR, KUCING, KYANWA, LEOPARD, LION, LYNX, MACE, MAČKA, MACSKA, MÆW, MEOW, MERTHYR, MIV, MIŞIK, MOG, MOGGY, MOUSER, MPHAKA, MỮA, MUKULAAL, MUZURU, NGERU, NGHATH, OLOGBO, PANTHER, PIŞIK, PLETYKÁS NŐ, POHYBLIVÝ KRYT, POPOKI, PUMA,

PUSA, PUSI, PUSS, PUSSY, QAT, QATTUS, SAKA, SHE-CAT, SNOW LEOPARD, SPY, TIGER, TIONTAIRE CATALAÍOCH, TRACTOR, TRAKTOR, TUS MIV, UCING, WITCH, ZŁOŚLIWA KOBIETA, ΓΆΤΑ, ГУРБА, КОТ, КОТКА, МАЧКА, МӘЧЕ, МУУР, МЫСЫҚ, МЫШЫК, ᲙᲐᲢᲐ, ԿԱՏՈՒ, חתול, קאַץ, بلی, پیشو, قط, گربه, ድመት, बिरालो, बिल्ली, मांजर, বিড়াল, ਬਿੱਲੀ, બિલાડી, ବିଲେଇ, పిల్లి, ಬೆಕ್ಕು, പൂച്ച, බළලා, แมว, ແມວ, ကြောင်, ឆ្មា, 猫, 貓, 고양이, 🐈‍⬛

Christian Cat 🥫⚙️

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God has already blessed me with a delicious swordfish steak feast in a canned good food can.

I believe God will be kind enough to can-opener open it for me.

I refuse to believe my sweet Christ Jesus would give me my numerous computer talents and gifts, to then not have a workshop to use said talents and gifts professionally.

I see God left me a shiny new paw operated can opener too.

I’m a hungry cat.

I have intuition.

To my friend: The Bad Mood

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Dear Jacob JiLG,
software ﹤/﹥ engineer, proud hermit, quiet ranch/farm boy, independent

when my thoughts feel like poison, your positive affirmations can be mental hygiene even with no other available HALT Maintenance which are coping skills.

EXAMPLE:
Affirmation: World is okay! 🙂

  1. We are all equal and equally blessed.
    We are all vastly more gifted, vastly more talented, vastly more strong, and vastly more harder-working in ALL each our own personal areas in life.
  2. In a world with No natural obligations or roles, we are ALL super okay! 🙂

My life is over-joyed and full of endless blessings!

I’ve never gone one day without!

World is oKay! 🙂

Jacob JiLG

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Measured

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Living grown to be accustomed to a 100% blanket of peaceful privacy (a farm), does not make you FEAR; It makes you SWEET, QUIET, and SHY.

I’m getting measured to commission a tailored “fursuit” for my 2025 book tour

I’m shy and I’ve never been to many cartoon conventions, so I will “cosplay” for confidence.

Hello world!

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“Occam’s Razor: Keep it smartly simple. If you can’t be arsed to read it, then I must revise it!”

— William of Ockham

I can pass “Ivy League” (Harvard) caliber aptitude tests at voc job centre in select fields of study.

— JakeJı̊LG

Cartoonist of the comic book:

Hay The Sloügh