FELINE – 💪🐯 Hauvü https://hauvu.com A Cartoonist Cat’s WordPress Blog Fri, 25 Oct 2024 05:27:47 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.7 https://hauvu.com/wp-content/uploads/2023/09/IMG_9419.png FELINE – 💪🐯 Hauvü https://hauvu.com 32 32 OmnüLingo https://hauvu.com/omnulingo/ https://hauvu.com/omnulingo/#respond Fri, 23 Aug 2024 16:08:54 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=67 Read more »]]> HOW TO SAY “CAT” IN EVERY Google TRANSLATE WORLD LANGUAGE:

BAḶALĀ, BARF, BEKKU, BÉLÌ, BENGAL, BISAD, BLY, BOB, BOBCAT, BORONGO, BOY-CAT, CAT, CATAMARÁN, CATH, CATS, CATTUS, CHAT, CHATTE, CHEETAH, CON MÈO, COUGAR, COUGER, DRAGON,

FELINE, FELINO, FEVLON, FIA-CHAT, GAT, GATA, GATO, GATTO, GOT, GROLIN, HOIST, IKATI, INJANGWE, IRING, JEZEBEL, KAIO, KAĶIS, KASS, KAT, KATĖ, KATO, KATT, KATTDJUR, KATUA, KATZ, KATZE, KEDI, KISSA, KITTY, KOCIĄTKO, KOČKA, KOT, KÖTTUR, KUCING, KYANWA, LEOPARD, LION, LYNX, MACE, MAČKA, MACSKA, MÆW, MEOW, MERTHYR, MIV, MIŞIK, MOG, MOGGY, MOUSER, MPHAKA, MỮA, MUKULAAL, MUZURU, NGERU, NGHATH, OLOGBO, PANTHER, PIŞIK, PLETYKÁS NŐ, POHYBLIVÝ KRYT, POPOKI, PUMA,

PUSA, PUSI, PUSS, PUSSY, QAT, QATTUS, SAKA, SHE-CAT, SNOW LEOPARD, SPY, TIGER, TIONTAIRE CATALAÍOCH, TRACTOR, TRAKTOR, TUS MIV, UCING, WITCH, ZŁOŚLIWA KOBIETA, ΓΆΤΑ, ГУРБА, КОТ, КОТКА, МАЧКА, МӘЧЕ, МУУР, МЫСЫҚ, МЫШЫК, ᲙᲐᲢᲐ, ԿԱՏՈՒ, חתול, קאַץ, بلی, پیشو, قط, گربه, ድመት, बिरालो, बिल्ली, मांजर, বিড়াল, ਬਿੱਲੀ, બિલાડી, ବିଲେଇ, పిల్లి, ಬೆಕ್ಕು, പൂച്ച, බළලා, แมว, ແມວ, ကြောင်, ឆ្មា, 猫, 貓, 고양이, 🐈‍⬛

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Sahib Asks Cat, Paper is Holy https://hauvu.com/aha/ https://hauvu.com/aha/#comments Fri, 23 Aug 2024 16:08:37 +0000 https://hauvu.com/?p=461 Read more »]]> L.I.F.E.

is an acronym according to ancient “Gorg” the Lascaux Caves French caveman who invented the first art, and historically invented the first identifiable spoken words

Each 4 Latin alphabet glyphs can become these Gorg language words:

  1. 🙂 Oh? Oh? Oh?
  2. 🛑 Ouch!
  3. 🤕 Um… Ohh…WAIT!
  4. ⚠ WAIT! Wait. Why ouch?

These 4 words become similar to this in “English” The spoken tongue of Clive Sinclair who built a 1960s computer which could interpret “Enfield”.

🙂 Involuntarily Born
🛑 Bizarre
🤕 Inexplicable
⚠ Unwanted (alternate: “Not Necessary”)

“Enfield” became binary code, became Assembly Language, became 1970s B Language, or BASIC “Hello World!”, became the Compiler Languages which fulfilled Gorg’s every desire, such as food services, modern hygiene which ended the European plagues, and 128 Terabytes of internet streaming entertainment, mostly Ludem “Looky Looky!”

The curious layers in many art might in-tribute-to-tribute (chain) date back to the first art in the world 50,000BC Lascaux Caves France, by the first European immigrants from Africa who were not yet white Europeans (Aborigine).

Copyright © 50,000BC
Le Chatte L’Garftet by Gorg

That bipedal man is a cat! 🐾 He has a tail!

Art is the celebration of play! Art is old as time!

I’m 300 lbs, 6ft 5in

So ever since I finally understood the meaning of this, and its higher meaning, I’m so happy, that I fear I may break a wrist in the future from spontaneously attempting an amateur cartwheel! 🤸

Aha!

The word Eureka Vü is French. It means to know what you already knew, but you have a sudden Epiphany, or Hindi Satori, Revelation, the Buddhist Enlightenment!

😎 Today, nothing can get in my way! I’m high on positivity and seeking for the silver lining in all things which aren’t positive!

🐈 Je suis le chatte Hauvu! Oui! 🐾 Avit vous dis? Descendant chatte le bot, le chatte L’Garftet by Gorg! 🐈‍⬛ Panther!!

Bro 🛹 the science behind charming English is that it etymologically uses more positive Latin roots or Regal roots than Imperial roots or Germanic roots.

A is Greek for NOT,

but B is Latin, French, Germanic, and English for BEST.

🐝 Be = Do Good As
🐝 Best = Most Good
🐝 Better = More Good
🐝 Bestow = Give Good
🐝 Behind = Less Good
🐝 Behave = Have Good
🐝 Behavior = Good Having
🐝 Beckon = Promise Good
🐝 Benefit = Give & Get Good
🐝 Beautiful = Good Attributes
🐝 Bet = Good or Bad Chance
🐝 Beam = Show Good Nature
🐝 Believe = See Good / Tell Good

The DeJa Vü 1, DeJa Vü 2, Presque Vü, and Jamais Vü will appear as Hauvü’s estranged cat sisters of the same litter of farm kittens.

﹤/﹥ Computers can’t be built by anyone born of urinary inflammation!

#Secrets #CootiesInfections #Sin1 #Lust

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Sin is a cruel joke.

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